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2007 Annual Conference Highlights

The 2007 Critical Review
by John Bachmann, Principal, Vision Air Consulting, and
Former Associate Director for Science/Policy and New Programs,
Office of Air Quality Planning and Standards, U.S. EPA

In case you missed it, John Bachmann kicked off this year's Critical Review presentation with a song. Sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," Bachmann's "We Didn't Write the Air Act" was a rollicking start to a lively review of the history of the U.S. national ambient air quality standards. To hear the song in its entirety, just click "Play" below, then follow along with the lyrics.

Access the full Critical Review and the Critical Review discussion.

 

Thanks to Alexander Drive

Juan Santiago, Lead Guitar
Brian Shrager, Keys
Lisa Sutton, Bass
Danny Green (not pictured), Drums
Elin Ulrich, Andrea Coleman, Alyson Scoltock, Vocals

And, of course, to Billy Joel, for his inspired concept and music for We Didn't Start the Fire.

We Didn't Write the Air Act

Raymond Tucker, New York chokes, London smog, British Smoke 
Meuse Valley, Donora PA, Bierstecker and Reid

LA photochemistry, Haagen-Schmidt, Whitby
Shel Friedlander, Paul Altshuller, O(1) singlet (D)

Robert E Lee Cincinnati, John O’Connor, Benjy Linsky
Abatement conference, AQCR, Art Stern, PHS

Happy Earth Day EPA, Muskie gets it his way
Ruckelshaus right away – NAAQS 

We didn’t write the Air Act
It was always written by those politicians
We didn’t write the Air Act
No, we didn’t write it, but we’re tryin’ to fight it
 
Victor Sussman, Griswold, Scheuneman, Steigerwald
Middleton and Barth’s calls – work around the clock
 
Criteria, TSP, just forget olfactory
CO, SOx, HC, Oxidants, and NOx 
 
Robert Samson, Roger Strelow, Ed Tuerk must clear every memo
Coleman invents PSD, gas lines give us energy 

NEHSAPS, early SIPs, NSPS deadlines slip
Headlines say “LA fails, EPA goes to jail”
 
Chorus
 
Lawsuits, mis-lead, NAAQS reviews, CHESS dead
Charles Schultze, API, ozone standard bye-bye

Les Grant, CASAC, David Hawkins, new Act
Costle’s haze goal - scrubbing  low sulfur coal
 
Wolff and Lioy, sulfates, EPRI, Mueller, SURE, STATE
DC Circuit Court shows - costs in NAAQS a no go
 
Ronald Reagan, James Watt, California’s new prop
Gorsuch heads EPA - what else do I have to say?
 
Chorus
 
Kathleen Bennett, Joseph Cannon, Super Fund, Annie’s gone
Ruckelshaus back - again, we are briefing PM-10
 
Institute, Bhopal, SO2 risk small
Acid plan won’t play - Stockman’s fish is $6K
 
‘88 smog peaks, toxics rules in retreat
STAPPA, Congress, Bush complain – Clean Air Act gotta change
 
Chorus
 
Rosenberg sales plan - Dingell-grams melt Waxman
Mitchell Bill, Group of Nine - Titles 1-2-3-4-5  
 
Schwartz and Pope, 8-hour – split vote, Browner power
EDF, ALA, UARG, and the ATA
 
NAAQS win 9 – zip, UVb, NOx SIP
Clear Skies not far, Wehrum screws up NSR 

Whitman, Leavitt, Johnson – Clean Air Rules and then some
CASAC panel is ignored, I can’t take it anymore
 
Chorus/Fin